Main-Event mother fuckers.

We admit there was absolutely no coverage of this show here at Stunt Granny but that doesn’t mean we won’t talk about the finals of Hulk Hogan’s “Celebrity Championship Wrestling.” After weeks and weeks of Z grade celebrity wrestling training and overbearing Bubba The Love Sponge commentary, Dennis Rodman has emerged victorious as the shows first ever Celebrity Wrestling Champion. If Rodman winning comes as a surprise you are a total fucking idiot. Rodman had training in wrestling already and if memory serves he appeared on Nitro and wrestled main events on WCW PPV’s. On a more somber note, Todd Bridges was the shows runner up. Unfortunately this means Todd gets nothing for second place other than a one way trip back to the land of Todd Bridges. Here he will enjoy the bounty of discount “cheese” dollar fifty wine and a pool full of generic potato chips with an off brand ranch sauce side. -Jeremy