WWE’s The Bash review audio

Posted on June 28, 2009 by stuntgranny
His god damn foot was under the ropes?

His god damn foot was under the ropes?

All right folks, we got an audio up in a timely fashion. That’s right; Stunt Granny presents the WWE’s The Bash 2009 Audio review. We actually got this accomplished as soon as the show ended so all of our thoughts are unfiltered, totally not thought out and probably down right incorrect but it’s all good. Join Kevin, Eric Jeremy and junior member Jordan as they discuss all of the good, not so good and down right bad of The Bash. They discuss the Rey Mysterio / Chris Jericho match and how it fared up against CM Punk and Jeff hardy for the match of the night. They rightfully take the main event between Orton and Triple H to task for being a plodding borefest. They even manage to talk about Samoa Joe and the Main Event Mafia as well as the whereabouts of one Mr. Dusty Giebink. It’s a riproarious good time so check it out won’t ya?

Stunt Granny Audio- WWE The Bash 2009 Review

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Balls Mahoney loses tooth (wait for it……)

Posted on June 28, 2009 by stuntgranny
Somewhere, a dentist is jerking off into a piggy bank.

Yikes. Somewhere, a dentist is jerking off into a piggy bank.

… This is only news because there are so few Balls Mahoney teeth in existence. It’s like if someone shot a black rhino. (News courtesy Prowrestling.net) -Eric

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Lilian Garcia leaving, WWE looks for new bullseye

Posted on June 28, 2009 by stuntgranny
Mushmouth? Maybe. Smoke-dog? Shit yeah.

Mushmouth? Maybe. Smoke-dog? Shit yeah.

WWE’s company dartboard (TM my friend Scotto) Lilian Garcia announced on her website that she is leaving WWE when her contract expires.

The truth of the matter is that they are looking for someone new because I have given them my notice that I will be leaving at the end of my contract this year.  It is with a heavy heart that I have made this decision because WWE has been my family from day one and you, the WWE Universe have always been incredible to me.  The fact is that I am getting married later this year and have decided to enter into a new phase of my life…

If nothing else, she is pretty attractive, and she made her on-air debut in Ames, Iowa, at a Monday Night Raw I attended (the infamous “Blonde Bitch Project” episode and the one where Triple H beat Mankind for the WWF Title). So she’s got the Iowa thing going for her. I keep telling you people this state is full of wrestling history. And although you can hear a vast improvement in her delivery since that August 1999 show, she’s still prone to mistakes, even calling Kofi Kingston the “Intercontinental Champion” a couple of weeks ago. Oh well, WWE will find some other bangable chick who can belt out passable renditions of “The Star Spangled Banner,” attribute the wrong belt to the wrong person and take 33 minutes to explain the rules of a 30-minute ironman match until her biological clock grinds to a stop. QUIERO VIVIR!!! -Eric

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WWE’s The Bash 2009 Preview Audio

Posted on June 28, 2009 by stuntgranny

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Yes you are seeing this right; Stunt Granny is back with a preview of WWE’s The Bash. Kevin and Jeremy go over the event match by match, well unless we didn’t care about it, for WWE’s latest PPV. They cover the possibility of Rey Mysterio keeping his mask and how it is not as much of a foregone conclusion as you may think. They talk about the matches they look forward to the most and just what match they can totally do without. It’s all very interesting so you should check it out. So do it now before the PPV starts.

Stunt Granny Audio- WWE’s The Bash 2009 Preview

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