Hulk Hogan Signs With TNA

Posted on October 27, 2009 by stuntgranny

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I have no clue what this means for TNA, but I know I am excited! Does this mean Russo and Ferrara are out? Does this mean that Hogan’s Australia crew is in? Does this mean that a month from now, AJ Styles will not be the TNA Champion? (Yes, and thank god for that.)

While the speculation runs rampant, I do know that TNA was in serious need of some kind of change, and hiring the carniest carny that ever carnied is certainly a change from staying the course with the imbeciles they have running the ship right now. So I applaud them for at least recognizing that they needed to do something differently.

Maybe they can hire Tony Schiavone to declare that TNA is “cool again.” – Dusty

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Hulk Hogan on Larry King Live (ugh), Jimmy Fallon (UGH)

Posted on October 27, 2009 by stuntgranny
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So, are they playing Rock Paper Scissors, or are they arguing over what Hulk is gonna do to Brooke later?

Hulk Hogan is releasing a new book, brother, that is sure to be full of revelations about his and his family’s pathetic lives, dude. And not only has Hogan become a parody of a real celebrity, BRAH, he’s beginning to make the talk-show rounds, you stinky, nasty, wart-infested brothers! According to Prowrestling.net, Hogan will be on Larry King Live tonight at 9 EST/8 CST (wait, are we on standard or daylight right now? eh, fuck it), and you can bet grizzled ol’ Larry will really rake the Hulkster over the coals. Better yet, maybe King will fall ill and be replaced by Kermit the Frog again! Then the insufferable Jimmy Fallon will host the No. 1 Hulkamaniac on “Late Night with Dipshit McGee” on Thursday night. If you thought Fallon was awkward and unfunny already, what’s he gonna do when Hogan’s mannish daughter, slut wife and brain-dead family friend come up, dude?! Set your DVRs, people! -Eric

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