"Where are my royalties, brother?!"

If you’re a long-time listener of the Stunt Granny Audio (and even all the way back to the DEJ Audio Experience), you might remember my roommate/cousin Megan occasionally interjecting herself into the shenanigans, often screeching an imitation of our half-cow, half-pig, all-trash roommate saying, “YOU KNOW WHAT I MEEEAN?” Well anyway, Megan is two things: an Internet fiend and a friend of friends. So when she sees goofy shit like this, she forwards it onto me because she knows I’ll appreciate it.

A seller on Etsy.com has created these… I don’t even know what, prints? Collages? Whatever you call them, they’re pieces of art that portray classic WWF and NWA wrestlers in poses and situations involving baked goods, primarily cake and cake decorating. Check them all out, they’re hilarious. The Andersons, the Genius, Rowdy Roddy Piper wrestling a frosting container? They’re all here! Is this news? It will be once Hulk Hogan finds out someone else is profiting from his likeness. Or once Jake “The Snake” Roberts barrels into this woman’s home office because he misread “cake” for “coke.” -Eric

"Wallowing in the muck of vanilla icing."