Matt Hardy Got Suspended by TNA (Yes that is possible)

This needs to be said before this goes any further; there is no personal vendetta here at Stunt Granny against Matt Hardy.  We comment on what we read and occasionally break news about wrestlers. The fact that this guy repeatedly gets in the news is out of our control. It’s like a buffet of Matt most days.

So, Matt Hardy has been suspended by TNA according to Gerweck.net. The official reason he is being suspended is that he was late for events. Yup, all those days he has to work and he is consistently late.

Now, TNA has roughly, a nice guesstimate, of twelve dates a month. The average worker has a work week consisting of forty hours, which breaks down to five days a week in some cases. SO, take your five day work week and multiply it by four, you know the amount of weeks in normal month and you get twenty days a week. How often would you be on time?

This tub of butter can’t make it on time to scheduled events? Seriously? Is he trying to copy his younger brother now? Is this Matt’s way of getting out of his contract with TNA just like Jeff supposedly did with WWE? Oh yeah, Matt already started this idiotic behavior at the end of his WWE run as well.

Of course this can’t be the issue as Matt put on his twitter that “ Between dates, injuries…….I’m gonna have a few weeks off & I’m ecstatic! The Matt Hardy movement is in full effect!” By the way this is the exact reason you should hate people that consistently put positive spin on things. They are delusional to actual problems.

Hopefully you are done shaking your head now so you can finish reading this. Matt’s sole job is being a wrestler. Don’t; listen to his inane bullshit about other things going on. The Hardy Show isn’t a viable source of income and that is about it for him. This actually has my head frozen from all the one liners trying to make their way from my head to the keyboard. Literally there is a bottleneck of jokes and none of them are coming out.

Oh, here’s one; its catering not set up until four hours after the call time? Come on this is too easy. Ring the dinner bell an hour early and listen for the bow legged clickety-click of a stampeding fathead itching to get his hands on some taters and gravy. -Jeremy

Former TNA star Scott Hall sentenced to jail

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"At a total combined weight of 750 milliliters, the team of Borrowed Time!"

According to Prowrestling.net, former WWE star Scott Hall was sentenced to 10 days in jail stemming from a May 2010 arrest for drunken driving. The sentence was reduced to two days thanks to previous time served, none of which Hall actually remembers, so good for him.

For starters, you’ll notice our headline attributes Scott Hall’s stardom to TNA. That’s because TNA is white trash, much like Scott Hall. Also, you’ll notice we haven’t linked back to the original story from May 2010 of Scott Hall being arrested. That’s because we absolutely don’t remember that happening. Not because it’s not newsworthy, but because this guy gets himself in so much trouble, he makes blurs look clear. It’s like if someone punched you in the nuts 10,000 times and then asked, “Hey, remember that time I punched you in the nuts?” -Eric

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