CM Punk may want to shut the fuck up

Just wow.

CM Punk may be a popular wrestler but on Twitter he sure comes across like kind of a prick. Unless this is part of some angle over social media tying back in to his straight edge gimmick it is pretty stupid. He didn’t like the fact that Jon Joes, he of UFC fame, got an endorsement deal with Nike after he was arrested for DUI.  Punk took to Twitter where he has stuck the virtual foot in his mouth before and tweeted:

Let’s reward more drunk drivers with endorsement deals! #responsibility

In the interest of fairness here is a quick rundown of WWE superstars that WWE actively uses to promote the brand and push their merchandise.   Ya know, since they shouldn’t be doing this since they got busted as well.  Oh and for the hell of it I am going to include some active WWE independent contractors who were suspended by the WWE for a wellness policy violation. Ya know, just to rub it in.

Oh and all of these guys have their own WWE action figures to boot because if there is one thing children love it is playing with is action figures of DUI offenders and Wellness Policy violators. Do they make a two pack if you got busted more than once?

Santino Marella

Alex Riley

Jimmy Uso

Randy Orton (twice)

Rey Mysterio (twice)

Evan Bourne (twice)

Booker T

Darren Young

Dolph Ziggler

Heath Slater

R-Truth

Sin Cara

You get the point right? So , um,  CM Punk probably should shut the fuck up about this. Since he works for a company that actively promotes wrestlers who have made the same mistakes that Jon Jones has.  It is called atonement.  Everyone gets an opportunity to do so after a mistake.  WWE clearly gives people more than one chance huh? SO what is the difference with Jon Jones? -Jeremy

2 Responses to “CM Punk may want to shut the fuck up”

  1. ohhhhh yeah 2012-08-11 at 12:58 am #

    once again, the great people at stunt granny has shown us the way. good work once again. you’re 200% correct. wwe is full of double standards and hypocrites. i just can’t wait until u guys write about the a.w. fiasco. good job.

    • stuntgranny 2012-08-15 at 4:31 pm #

      We talked about AW a little bit on last night’s/today’s Stunt Granny Audio, and we’re currently Tweeting #ThingsAWDidntTweet on Twitter, so if you’re not following us @StuntGranny, I’ma take a bathroom break on yo face! -E

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