2013 Royal Rumble Random Draw Kick-Ass Pick ‘Em (Kinda) Game

We dont worry too much about copyrights around here.

Now now, Dolph, remember, you can only pick either 1 or 2! GUFFAW GUFFAW!

Remember the time when we first met, and when we did that amazing game where you all signed up, then we picked numbers from 1 to 30 out of a Des Moines Buccaneers replica hockey helmet, and whoever had the number of the man who won the Royal Rumble match got bragging rights and a copy of the first “WARRIOR” comic book? Well, Stunt Granny wants to share that fun with you again! For this game (which is totally not affiliated with WWE), all you need to do is leave a comment on this post saying you’re interested in playing. DEADLINE IS 2 P.M. CENTRAL, SUNDAY, JAN. 27.

At that time, one of the Stunt Granny crew (probably Jeremy, since Eric is going to “The Book of Mormon” that day) will randomly draw numbers from 1 to 30 in the order you signed up (don’t worry, the four of us won’t play, although since we’re all tangentially related, it’s all nepotism anyway). Once Jeremy gets to the end of the list, he’ll start from the top again, making this game first-come, first-served. So if 10 people sign up, everyone gets three numbers. If 29 people sign up, everyone gets one number, but the first person to sign up gets an extra number.

Last year’s winner, Missie Bird, has had the privilege of… um… shit, this year’s Rumble snuck up fast, didn’t it? Well, I guess she’s chatted with Kevin on Twitter! Congrats! So sign up today, then order the 2013 WWE Royal Rumble (we’re totally not affiliated with WWE), and take a spot on the edge of your seat!

About these ads

17 Responses

  1. I’m in

  2. Like at the orgy I’ma gonna get in where I fit in.

    If I get Kofi and his back tattoo prepare for me to unleash the Wildcat!

  3. boom, in.

  4. IN, give me Cena, Ryback & Orton!

  5. I’m in, and I’m gonna win because I’M BIZARRE!!

  6. REPEAT!!!! (oh, I am in)

  7. I’m in

  8. This is my year!

  9. In. Maybe a win. Used to be thin. Now I just grin.

  10. I am here to win.

  11. Enter me more.

  12. I’m in it to win it lol

  13. If its not too late, i’m in

  14. Alright, we have 14 people so one person has three numbers. What those numbers are will be determined shortly. Oh and Aaron, if you are in The Rumble you are disqualified, unless you win of course. -J

  15. Alright, here are the lucky numbers for ya. Good luck.

    Cali – 19,27,22
    Ian Calderwood – 28,11, 17
    Jeff Brown – 29,4
    Travis bryant – 24,7
    Fanatic – 13,2
    Shahid Abdul-Hadi – 20,6
    Missie Bird – 9,18
    Zourah (Dan) – 8,23
    Aaron Maguire – 16,5
    Steve Williams – 3,12
    Nathan – 30, 25
    Dave from Nagasaki – 21,26
    Josh Mustacchio – 1,15
    Jason Fillmore – 10,14

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 241 other followers

%d bloggers like this: