Colt Cabana Released. Leaves Shitty Name Behind

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I’d love to be completely snarky and rant about WWE being clueless but I am much too hung over for that right now and really, I am not convinced this is a bad thing. WWE released Scotty Goldman aka Colt Cabana Friday. We don’t know yet if he asked for his release or if WWE simply released him.  It doesn’t appear that this is another massive roster cut so it is feasible that he wanted out to pursue other options.
Colt though will definitely land on his feet, especially with two other promotions with some sort of television clearance. The obvious choice is to go back to ROH. They need a steady hand and with their upcoming television tapings he would pop the crowd huge and make for a special moment. It could be something worth promoting not just for ROH fans but for the “on the fencers” to make them seek out their show.

This is the obligatory section where it must be mentioned that TNA is also an option. This is also the part where I reiterate the sentiments of all of us at Stunt Granny and say I have no faith in anything TNA does. So if Colt wants the money feel free and sign with them. -Jeremy

5 Responses to “Colt Cabana Released. Leaves Shitty Name Behind”

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    Nathan 2009-02-21 at 9:21 pm #

    It may be a shitty name, but according to his myspace site, Scotty Goldman is his real name!

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      stuntgranny 2009-02-22 at 5:05 pm #

      I thought his name was Scott Coltan?

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    Awesome Dude 2009-02-23 at 4:32 pm #

    I surprised that you did not use the title “Goldman Sacked”.

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    Nathan 2009-02-25 at 5:23 pm #

    I went back to his myspace page and it says his name is Scotty. Nothing about Goldman, so i defer to your genius.

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    B-Esser 2009-03-31 at 11:21 pm #

    Yes, his real name is Scott Colton (also quite familiar – to nerds like me at least – as the name Ace Steel went by in his Raw cameo, where he got his hair cut by Eugene and karatay-kicked by Bischoff in late ’04).

    Nevertheless, in more recent, happier news, check out the 3/25 and 3/30 Video Wires here:
    http://rohvideos.com/
    for some Classic Cabana goodness. Not sure if any of you Stunt Granny folk are travelling to WrestleMania again this year, but he’ll be at the ROH shows.

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