No More Playboy? Get The Razors.

At least it ended on a good note.

At least it ended on a good note.

You have got to be kidding me! According to a report over at ProWrestling.net, WWE may actually be getting rid of the only reason they have their Diva roster. Yes, you got it, no more Playboy spreads. Kelly Kelly had already denied reports she was next in line but no one expected this horrible news. This also begs the question; why does WWE have females on their roster then?  They barely get to work a match and when they do it is a three minute contest ending when the athletic female wrestler clobbers the ineffective model. So who gives a shit about just about all of the WWE Divas now? Beth Phoenix is jobbing out to the worst babyface in the history of women’s wrestling. Mickie James is bit character with no push. Jillian Hall rarely gets used and when she does no one cares since her character sucks.  Victoria retired btu at least Maryse is still around and she loves getting naked. This is a horseshit move on WWE’s part and also the last bastion of the Attitude Era. No more airbrushed titties and smooth, hairless patches for us all to criticize and judge.  -Jeremy

2 Responses to “No More Playboy? Get The Razors.”

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    Jeff Brown (jdb1982) 2009-02-06 at 1:12 am #

    [slams fists on table] Where’s my naked Divas!, Where’s my naked Divas!

    • stuntgranny
      stuntgranny 2009-02-06 at 6:06 pm #

      ***[slams fists on counter of lunch wagon] Where’s my burrito? Where’s my burrito?***

      And I got this scar sneaking under the door of a pay toilet!

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