Chef, are you sure this is enough food for Abyss and Mick Foley?

According to this story on Prowrestling.net, Abyss revealed that his dream opponent is Mick Foley. I can’t wait for a fat, out of shape Mankind to take on a taller, fatter, worse version of Mankind that has no mic skills and even less talent in the ring. I’m drooling at the prospect of Mike Tenay and Don West calling a Million Thumb Tacks, Barb Wire, Doom and Despair, Boiler Room, Reverse Casket Match.

Abyss also claims that the WWE has contacted him at least three separate times. I know the WWE has an unhealthy obsession with big men that can’t work but they are either muscles heads (See Dave Batista) or guys so freakishly large that they become a celebrity in their home country like the Great Khali. Kind of tall and fat doesn’t fit in either of those categories. I think Abyss’ nose just grew by the length of a kendo stick. – Kevin