All white trash weddings in PA take place in Fire Halls, trust me.

We here at Stunt Granny were busy yesterday getting our tuxedo shirts dry cleaned for the second white trash wedding announcement within the week. Not surprisngly it involved the king of white trash, Kurt Angle, who is now engaged to Giovanna Yannotti according to the UK Sun (by way of Prowrestling.net). They met while filming that fine movie End Game. We wish them nothing but luck in  their marriage so long as they entertain us at their wedding (A Giovanna wardrobe malfunction while she slides down the pole at the fire house is my suggestion) and they show up on TMZ after having stalked Jeff & Karen at the local Starbucks in Nashville. – Kevin