Nice nails... um... one of you.

Keeping this one short: According to Prowrestling.net, Jeff Hardy married his girlfriend Beth, I guess some time in the last week. So his life has gone in this order: Born, trampolines, pay no dues, WWF contract, drugs… TNA contract, way more drugs… WWE contract, father, house burns down, drugs… TNA contract, drugs, marriage, court date pending. Jeremy, you’re from the Carolinas now, does that sound about right? -Eric