Stolen Breaking News: Kurt Angle arrested for being drunk in a median
Does the fun ever stop? According to Prowrestling.net (and first, TMZ.com), Kurt Angle was arrested in Grand Forks, N.D. (home of a recent TNA house show, as if that town needed less to do) and charged with being white trash. And also being in control of a motor vehicle while intoxicated. He was found in a median and failed a field sobriety test. I guess that means he was in control of a motor vehicle but not his body or brain. Somebody teach that boy how to recite the alphabet backward!! -Eric
Poor Kurt Angle. I sincerely hope he doesn’t pull a Benoit.
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Is that a phrase yet? Pull a Benoit? If not, oooooh, whoops. Fingers crossed.