Chyna claims TNA won’t bend over backward for her because of new porn

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Yep, TNA has been the cause of all of Chyna's drama.

According to Prowrestling.net, Chyna is claiming that TNA iMPACT Wrestling will not use her if her new porno, “Back Door to Chyna” is released.

“The whole thing has been constant drama,” Chyna told TMZ. “It’s all good in the end. [TNA Wrestling] is missing the boat.”

Yes, the witty Jason Powell already made the obligatory “all good in the end” joke, so why did I even bother to post this? Let’s see, what else can we say… Is the boat TNA is missing a glass bottom boat? If TNA misses the boat, does Chyna still get pulled like a train? If this is constant drama, does that mean it has a better plot than 90 minutes of two hairless men railing one androgynous shit-show? Would Chyna do an actual shit show for $20 and a hot meal? Is all of this making Kurt Angle very, very horny? All of these questions and more on “I Love the ’90s: Hulking Irrelevant Women Edition.” -Eric

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