"Four more chocolate shakes, please!"

According to me, I got engaged this weekend. Now, back to our regularly scheduled posting of news and analysis.

According to Prowrestling.net, TNA’s Web site was hacked. You can see a screenshot of the result at that link; it’s the best the site has looked since they forgot to change their world champion for about three days.

Also according to Prowrestling.net, Barry Windham is doing pretty well after his heart attack, and WWE is funding his medical costs. Man, between this and paying for former employees’ drug rehab, I’m trying to think if *I’ve* ever worked for WWE at any time. Hey, I picked up someone’s paper cup off the floor at a Smackdown taping and threw it away; you all want to pay for my wedding?

Finally, according to Prowrestling.net, ticket sales for WrestleMania 28 have set a record “for first-day ticket sale growth” of $6.8 million. I don’t have a fucking clue what “first-day ticket sale growth” means, but hey, you all want to pay for my wedding? -Eric