According to WWE.com John Cena was in a car accident as he made the local news rounds in Philadelphia. We good? Need more details? Seriously what the fuck am I supposed to say? He got rear-ended and everyone is fine. This is possibly the least interesting story that has ever graced this site. Keep calm and carry on. Or rise up in a panic. I don’t really care.
In case you are interested here is the Facebook page J Spinelli & Sons. This is the company that caused the accident. Enjoy. -Jeremy