The bullet I just dodged.

(Listen to Dusty and Jeremy laugh with glee at the idea of Kurt Angle murdering me with his bare hands.) According to PWTorch.com, Kurt Angle will no longer appear at this weekend’s George Tragos/Lou Thesz Professional Wrestling Hall of Fame inductions in Waterloo, Iowa, due to obligations with TNA (as if they didn’t know about this in advance to let him off the hook; I mean, come on, you want your top guy to be happy, so let him go to the place with an abundance of his two favorite things, black chicks and drugs). Angle was scheduled to be inducted into the hall of fame this year (and may still be, although in years past, the museum’s general rule was to only induct those who could appear in person). So while this is bad news for the many people who planned to travel to meet Angle and share in this special event, I personally couldn’t be happier, as now he won’t be able to kill me for my years of asshole posts about him. (Unless he sends Bob Holly after me.) -Eric – er, Jeremy -I mean, Justin Labar