The site here is going to be a bit slow over the next few days as we are all in Iowa to celebrate Eric’s wedding. Yes, someone was dumb enough to say yes to his proposal. Of course none of us have actually seen his fiancee in anything but pictures. Eric is rather handy with the Photoshop so is it really that far fetched that he stalked some woman’s Facebook page and cut himself in to her pictures? They have pictures of cats with sniper rifles that appear real after all.

Look all I am trying to say is that we could possibly have been duped and this is some sort of ritualistic suicide ceremony disguised as a wedding. Shit, all that money wasted when I  could have just killed myself at home. Ya know, so the parents would find me. -Jeremy