(Those were happier days, dude; look below for some hatred, brother!)

Hulk Hogan turned 59 today, and some of his friends have wonderful birthday wishes for the No. 1 Hulkamaniac. Here’s “Dr. D” David Schultz, the man who claims to have stuck Hogan in the buttock with injectable steroids so often it made his ass harder than a prison lifer:

Booker T would normally leave a present for the Hulkster, but in this case, he wants to take something:

Shawn Michaels offers up his own interpretive dance:

And Hulk’s old nemesis Ultimate Warrior conjures up some fun memories:

Hulkster, allow your fans at Stunt Granny to pile on… er, continue the birthday wishes, and here’s to hoping you never have to chase off a future son-in-law who’s one-third your age by threatening him with an Andre-the-Giant-level bodyslam. -Eric