Happier times.

According to Prowrestling.net (in two different articles!), Bret Hart and Hulk Hogan have had a bit of a back-and-forth on Twitter (Bret at Twitter.com/HitmanBretSHart and Hogan at Twitter.com/HulkHogan4Real), calling each other out for activities that should have been buried years ago. But then again, they’re both old, petty and egotistical, so what else should we expect? First, from Shart:

Hogan’s nothing but a two-faced, backstabbing, steroid freak who deserved everything he got.

Then, from the Hulkster, brother:

Listen to where Brett’s speaking from. It’s funny, he’s done everything he’s saying I did.

And in the time it took me to post the above Tweets from these two assholes, Bret managed to strike again:

That’s not what John Graziano thinks, dickhead.

Wow, bringing up Hulk’s son’s vegetable friend, Bret? Are you going to act surprised when Hogan comes back with, “Owen wouldn’t approve of that, brother!”? Follow me here: This is like when Bret came to the wrestling museum in Waterloo, Iowa, to celebrate his father Stu’s posthumous, heartfelt hall of fame induction, then turned it into the Hitman Show, lambasting multiple members of the audience while he had the podium. I think Bret’s riding a little too high nearly a year after stroke-shuffling his way through his match against Vince McMahon at WrestleMania. Everyone loves you, Bret, but that doesn’t give you free reign to go there.

And then there’s Hogan, who has been doing this passive-aggressive good-cop bulshit for years (“If Piper would have let his guard down, we could have made some serious money,” as if they didn’t make serious money). Now, deflecting Hart’s Tweets aren’t going to make Hogan come out of this smelling like roses. He’ll probably smell more like Bret’s stinky fans who still wear their Hitman shirts from his second stint as WWF Champion. Anyway, if Hogan were half the businessman he says he is, and if he were half the Hulkamaniac he wants everyone to believe in, he’d ignore the greasy Canadian starting now and avoid putting his big yellow boot in his mouth. -Eric