Here’s a real knee slapper. Over at Prowrestling.net Jason Powell is still listening to “The Unholy Matrimony Show.” Why? I have no idea. Anyway, Diamond Dallas Page was interviewed on the show. Now, the fact someone wanted to talk to Dallas Page is hilarious. What makes this even funnier is the fact that he claims that he gave his blessing for Randy Orton to use the Diamond Cutter as his finisher. On top of that he says that Randy was apprehensive about using it since it was Dallas’ move first.
Knowing Randy Orton‘s history and the level of respect that Page got in WWE/F makes this story a scream.
I can only imagine a young Randy respectfully and soulfully searching for that one finishing move that would get him over. Then, in a moment of absolute clarity he realizes the most perfect move in the history of wrestling but damn it all if it wasn’t done first by Diamond Dallas Page. After painfully wwrestlign with this conundrum, he approaches Vince McMahon and informs him of this life altering conundrum. After explaining himself he looks longingly to him for approval and then, after a moment or two of silence, Vince McMahon looks at him and says,
“Who the fuck is Diamond Dallas Page? Use the move.”
As Randy walks away with a new outlook on his career and a cringe in his bowels he hears Vince yell to him again,
“Really, who the fuck is Diamond Dallas Page?” -Jeremy