Stunt Granny Big 11 Week Ending 4/30/11

1. Randy Orton – He’s the big winner of the draft in my book. Despite being the most popular baby face in the company, he was still living in John Cena’s shadow on Raw. Edge’s unfortunate injury has allowed him to move to Smackdown to become the #1 face on the brand. Good luck finding [...]

Kurt Angle wants to try out for the Olympics. The real, summer Olympics

According to Prowrestling.net, Kurt Angle recently told TV station KTAE that he wants to try out for the 2012 Olympics. Jason Powell quotes Angle: “It’s not just this old man trying to lash out to get publicity,” Angle said. Right. Kurt Angle, who has licensed his name to some shitty company called Angle Foods and [...]

Stunt Granny Audio #139

The annual WWE Draft took place this past Monday. Eric and Kevin are here to drop some knowledge on who could be the next break out star from who got drafted and even if they weren’t in the draft. Will anyone end up treading water because of their move? The guys go on to talk about [...]

High Jumping

  High jumping is very important for future professional wrestlers to participate in. – Dusty

Slow News Day: Hulk Hogan does the Chicken Dance

When a fake blind guy and Hulk Hogan doing the Chicken Dance are the top news stories of the day, it nudges us closer to the ledge as we watch our hits tumble down. So at least stick around for a minute and 43 seconds to see Hogan arrogantly shuffle through a standard wedding reception [...]

He Can See Us Too

In my Post Wrestlemania Round Up article, I had this to say: Another outfit that we saw was the gentleman who was “blind”. He had on sun glasses, a tap stick and a sign that read “Even this blind guy can see John Cena.” The worst part of this outfit was the fact that he [...]

SG Poll: Which WWE draft pick is the dumbest for Smackdown?

Second verse, same as the first, a little bit louder and a whole lot worse! Let us know which draft pick received by Smackdown was the worst, and why. Do they look bad in blue? Do they not fit the imaginary “this is the ‘wrestling’ show” credentials? Was that person firmly entrenched in something so [...]

Kevin’s Blog: WWE Draft Breakdown

The draft has been a joke for a while now. The WWE actually conducted a draft with the original show by having the general managers make the picks. I’m not sure they’ve used that concept since then. The WWE started conducting their draft like a swinger’s party. Everyone puts their keys in a bowl, you [...]

SG Poll: Which WWE draft pick is the dumbest for Monday Night Raw?

As you know, we love to stay positive about things here at Stunt Granny, so in a vast departure from that overarching mantra, we want you to tell us which draft move was the dumbest “pick-up” for WWE Monday Night Raw. Any criteria is valid: They don’t look like they belong, they have no one [...]

CM Punk reportedly considering leaving WWE, I reportedly cry

According to the barely reputable PWInsider.com (but don’t tell them I said that, I don’t want a virus), CM Punk has not signed a new deal with WWE and has been considering leaving once his contract runs out. Reasons cited by the crack staff at PWInsider include burnout due to being on the road full-time [...]

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