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Stunt Granny Big 11, Week Ending 9/24/11

Posted on September 25, 2011 by stuntgranny

1. The Rock and John Cena – Between Rock’s Tweets and WWE.com’s news, word has leaked that the Rock and John Cena, in the midst of their blood feud, will be on the same team in a 5-on-5 elimination match at Survivor Series. Fantasy booking: Rock wants to “prove his leadership” (but really wants to [...]

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Stunt Granny Big 11, Week Ending 9/17/2011

Posted on September 16, 2011 by stuntgranny

1. Claudio Castagnoli – All signs point to Claudio finally signing (well, re-signing, after one failed attempt) with WWE. Various reports have him heading to Florida Championship Wrestling under the name Antonio Cesaro. Other reports have me heading to Olive Garden to order the antonio cesaro with a breadstick, but whatever. Good move by all [...]

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Stunt Granny Big 11 (or so) Week Ending 9/10/11

Posted on September 12, 2011 by stuntgranny

(In the vain of all of these college athletic conferences going out of whack, we’ve decided that the Stunt Granny Big 11 will, from this day forward, include 12 items!) (Except this one! See, the beauty of the Big 11 is that it can really hold as many items as we like. This week, we [...]

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Stunt Granny Big 11 Week Ending 9/3/11

Posted on September 3, 2011 by stuntgranny

1. Kevin Nash- The build for Kevin Nash and CM Punk has been pretty good. So they naturally schedule the match. Then he apparently fails a health test through WWE. Um, shouldn’t someone have had that done before they pushed him on TV? – Jeremy 2. John Cena- After weeks of solid promo work he [...]

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Stunt Granny Big 11 Week Ending 8/27/11

Posted on August 27, 2011 by stuntgranny

1. Matt Hardy – Pointing out that he has made yet another mistake is just getting old. Can he please do something that proves us wrong? Crashing your Corvette in to a tree isn’t going to do it. – Jeremy 2. Ken Doane – There has been a Ken Doane sighting, friends. He was announced [...]

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Stunt Granny Big 11 Week Ending 8/20/11

Posted on August 20, 2011 by stuntgranny

1. Kevin Nash – A week and a day after Nash joked about becoming HHH’s body guard against CM Punk at the meet and greet for PWO’s Wrestlelution 4, he did just that at Summerslam. Well, maybe. The WWE decided to thicken the plot by having John Laurinaitis talk to Nash and Stephanie McMahon talk [...]

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Mick Foley Isn’t Hurt By WWE Snub

Posted on August 17, 2011 by stuntgranny

We like tooting our own horn around here but sometimes we feel discretion is worthwhile. So we aren’t going to brag about being the first to mention Mick Foley being left off the “Greatest Stars of the 21st Century” DVD from WWE. Nor were we going to mention that Stunt Granny tweeted Mick Foley about [...]

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Stunt Granny Big 11 Week Ending 8/13/11

Posted on August 12, 2011 by stuntgranny

1. Triple H – Okay, so he still reminds us that he bigfoots everything, but his placement in the main event of Summerslam does add a bit more intrigue. – Jeremy 2. Gail Kim – She wants out of WWE and they refuse to let her go since they know she will head back to [...]

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Stunt Granny Big 11 Week Ending 7/2/11

Posted on July 2, 2011 by stuntgranny

1. CM Punk 2. Vince McMahon – McMahon was recently interviewed by Bloomberg Enterprise, and while he does seem to be mellowing at his old age (or maybe because the interviewer was a cuter girl than Bob Costas), he did admit that he’d be happy never retiring and “dying in the chair.” And while he [...]

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Stunt Granny Big 11 Week Ending 6/11/11

Posted on June 11, 2011 by stuntgranny

1. Ultimate Warrior- Let’s sum up this week’s Warrior antics by simply saying he called out Hulk Hogan, essentially slandered the Hulkster, and is abusing his social media privileges by wildly saying things about another person that could get him in serious hot water. It’s a good thing Warrior doesn’t own shit except tassles and [...]

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