Chris Jericho is dumb. Brazil is even dumber.

According to this story on Prowrestling.net, Chris Jericho has been suspended indefinitely: due to an irresponsible act of denigrating the Brazilian flag Jericho threw down the flag then kicked it out of the ring. (See the link for the video. I’d much rather stare at the flag, um yeah, the flag, above) One would think [...]

@WWE Roster Game Special

This is a very special edition of Stunt Granny Audio, folks, because in this one Eric, Kevin and Dusty join forces to play the illustrious WWE Roster Game! For those not familiar, this is the game where the Stunt Granny-ites go to the roster page on WWE.com and pare the roster down, with the logic [...]

Daniel Bryan, Snidely “A.J.” Whiplash star in WWE No Way Out commercial

Sorry, I know this isn’t really news, but I’m a sucker for this old-timey stuff. I think that’s why I love episodes of “The Simpsons” written by Conan O’Brien or John Swartzwelder, and why my band Hold For Swank included a track on our latest CD with “damsel in distress” music. Must have been all [...]

Kevin’s Blog: Definitely Live & Half Assed Review of @WWE #Raw

The fact that children looked shocked at the turn of the Big Show tells you how stupid they are. Everyone else saw that coming as soon as Big Show was fired and they neglected to remove his bio from WWE.com. After the review of the most obvious thing ever, John Cena comes out for the [...]

Vince wanted Kane to have a three foot penis

From former writer and current idiot Dan Madigan: “I get a call from Gregory Dark, the director. He says, “We’ve got a little problem here.” This call is from Australia. I said, “What’s the problem?” He goes, “Vince has a suggestion about the movie.” I said, “Well, it’s his movie.” He goes, “Vince wants this [...]

3 Hour Monday Night Raw idea keeps getting worse

Oh my god this is getting worse. Besides taking their horribly mundane show, Monday Night Raw, and stretching it to an unnecessary length of three hours, Vince McMahon and company are now changing the format? Yes, WWE Monday Night Raw is going to be interactive according to WWE.com; whatever that means. Sorry about that. According [...]

WWE’s hilariously stupid new idea: Monday Night Raw going to three hours every week.

What do you do when your ratings are falling; no one on the roster outside of three people are over and the top part of your roster may be off for the summer? Well, you extend your flagship television show to three hours. Yes that’s right, if two hours of mediocre to below mediocre television [...]

Monday Night Raw Expanding To Three Hours

Once again, from the illustrious Jason Powell: USA Network announced that WWE Raw is expanding to three hours beginning July 23. The parallels to WCW are abundant here, of course. From Johnny Ace in a position of power, now all the way down to the oversaturation of WWE on television. I’m not saying WWE will [...]

Stunt Granny Audio #185

It’s time for another rip roaring edition of Stunt Granny Audio, with Kevin and Dusty at the helm for your listening enjoyment. The fearless duo starts things off by talking about the illustrious new ROH World Champion, Kevin Steen. Can Dusty make up his mind on who he wants to compare Steen to? Is it [...]

Kevin’s Blog: Almost Live & Definitely Half Assed Review of @WWE

I’m calling this “Almost Live” because around 10:15 PM, I’m skipping out because my girlfriend wants to see the season finale of Hawaii Five-O and doesn’t want to be here too late on a work night. I can’t say I blame her. The fact that she’ll watch this garbage with me for any extent of [...]

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