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Dusty’s Blog: A Modest Proposal For Changing The Shape Of WWE

Posted on November 28, 2011 by stuntgranny

There’s a guy who gets paid to do this who brings up that wrestlers should get about three months of mandatory time off per year every couple months. What he doesn’t realize is that it’s not really adequate to just want something to happen. I want to impregnate Scarlett Johansson, but I realize that might [...]

Filed under: Dusty's Blog, WWE News | Tagged: Arn Anderson, basketball, belts, Beverly Brothers, championship, Demolition, Fabulous Rougeaus, Friday Night Smackdown, Injuries, John Cena, MIdnight Express, Monday Night Raw, NBA, points system, Scarlett Johansson, storylines, tag teams, The Rock, tournament, Twitter, UFC, Undertaker, WrestleMania, WWE | 4 Comments »

Dusty’s Blog: Post Monday Night Raw Autopsy

Posted on August 9, 2011 by stuntgranny

This one will be short and sweet since I’m feeling under the weather today. Kevin wanted me to do this because he’s busy with something or another else. We’re choking down Summer Slam, so they better make this count. Triple H comes out to start the show. How long do you get to be the [...]

Filed under: Dusty's Blog, TV Recaps | Tagged: Alberto Del Rio, Alex Riley, Beth Phoenix, Black Friday, Bob Backlund, Bret Hart, Brett Favre, Carlito, Chris Masters, Christian, CM Punk, Curt Hennig, Dolph Ziggler, Eva Green, Eve, everyone still mows their lawns on Mondays, Friday Night Smackdown, Harry Smith, Hunter, ice cream bars, Jack Swagger, John Beck, John Cena, John Morrison, Johnny Ace, Josh Mathews, Justin Roberts, Kanye West, Kelly Kelly, Kofi Kingston, Los Angeles, Michael Cole, Monday Night Raw, Money in the Bank, R Truth, Randy Orton, Ray Charles, Rex Grossman, Rey Mysterio, Ricardo Rodriguez, Scott Stanford, Smackdown, Smackdown World Title, special guest referee, spiders, Stevie Wonder, Summer Slam, Taylor Swift, Teen Choice Awards, The Miz, The Rock, Triple H, Vickie Guerrero, Vince McMahon, visually impaired person, Vladimir Kozlov, Washington Reskins, WWE | 2 Comments »

Dusty’s Blog: Post Monday Night Raw Autopsy

Posted on July 26, 2011 by stuntgranny

I came up with that title at three o’clock this afternoon. See, cause it’s after the show aired? Eh? Ah, forget it. Kevin is incapacitated this week, so I’m back here doing what I used to do every week – review Monday Night Raw for no pay whatsoever. Last week’s show lit the internet on fire [...]

Filed under: Dusty's Blog, TV Recaps | Tagged: Alberto Del Rio, Bret Hart, Brie Bella, Buck Zumhofe, Burn Notice, Cactus Jack, Capital Punishment PPV, champagne shower, cheap comedy, Christian, cliffhanger ending, CM Punk, Cult of Personality, Dolph Ziggler, Evan Bourne, Eve, Friday Night Smackdown, future endeavored, George Lopez Show, Greek statue, He Who Shall Not Be Mentioned, Hunter, I Am Perfection, I'll tell you one and one makes three!, Jerry Lawler, Jim Ross, John Cena, John Morrison, Josh Mathews, Justin Roberts, Keith Stone, Kelly Kelly, Kevin is incapacitated, Keystone Light, Kofi Kingston, Little Jimmy, magic marker tattoo, Maryse, Melina, Melina is a terrible professional wrestler, Michael Cole, Michael Corleone, Monday Night Raw, Money in the Bank PPV, Nikki Bella, non fruit rollup, Owen Hart, Post Monday Night Raw Autopsy, R Truth, Raw World Title, Rey Mysterio, Ricardo Rodriguez, Robin Leach, Shawn Michaels, spiders and heights, State of the WWE Address, Stephanie McMahon, stinkface, talking to yourself, The Bella Twins, The Godfather, The Miz, Triple H, True Love, ugly chicks dig Cena, ugly tattoos, USA Network, Vickie Guerrero, Vince McMahon, Vincent D'Onofrio, why did all my neighbors mow their lawn today?, WrestleMania 10, WrestleMania 2, WrestleMania 4, zack ryder | 2 Comments »

Dusty’s Blog: A Closer Look At The Jeff Hardy Situation

Posted on December 6, 2010 by stuntgranny

I have been conditioned to believe that everything involving a Hardy brother right now is a work. A rib. A con. A ruse. An implement used to pull the wool over people’s eyes. Not kosher. You get the general idea. So when I saw Jason Powell post this yesterday afternoon, I read it with a [...]

Filed under: Dusty's Blog | Tagged: accountability, Bill Watts, Davey Boy Smith, Desmond Wolfe, Dixie Carter, drug testing, Drugs, in no condition to perform, Jeff Hardy, Matt Morgan, pain killers, Sean Waltman, Shawn Michaels, TNA, Vince Russo, WWE | 5 Comments »

Dusty’s Blog: Once Again, Matt Striker

Posted on August 21, 2010 by stuntgranny

Even if WWE doesn’t think Matt Striker is absolutely terrible at his job (which, in no uncertain terms, he is), he should be fired anyway for his boring, self important, Mick Foleyesque rant against the internet this past Friday on Smackdown. Shut the fuck up and call the match, you goddamn imbecile. By the way, [...]

Filed under: Dusty's Blog | Tagged: bad announcer, cannot count, Matt Striker, Smackdown, WWE | Leave a Comment »

Dusty’s Blog: The Rain, Michael Cole, And Other Things

Posted on August 16, 2010 by stuntgranny

The rain: Man, it sure was raining a lot this past weekend. If you get a chance, ask Jeremy Maes about it. Better still, ask him where he was while he was being rained upon. You know, for conversation sake. Michael Cole: So it occurred to me watching Summer Slam last night that Michael Cole [...]

Filed under: Dusty's Blog | Tagged: announcer, Bryan Danielson, Chris Jericho, Edge, Heath Slater, Jeremy Maes, Jerry Lawler, John Cena, Justin Gabriel, manager, Matt Striker, Melina, Michael Cole, Nexus, Piggly Wiggly, rain, Runjin Singh, Shannon Moore, Sid, The Miz, TNA, ugly fans, Wade Barrett, WWE | 3 Comments »

Dusty’s Blog: About Matt Striker

Posted on June 16, 2010 by stuntgranny

I’m going to put this as plainly as possible, and hope that someone from WWE reads it. Matt Striker needs to be fired immediately. Please don’t try to push him as a babyface. Please don’t try to turn him heel. Just get rid of him. He is the worst performer in all of professional wrestling, [...]

Filed under: Dusty's Blog | Tagged: Matt Striker, useless, WWE | 5 Comments »

Dusty’s Blog: Predictions for the upcoming draft

Posted on April 23, 2010 by stuntgranny

It is with sincere apologies that I post this article a day late and a donut short. I have no excuse, since I had it written and it was explicitly talked about on the audio I just did with Eric (scroll down, yo). I just plain forgot to post it. So a little bit of [...]

Filed under: Dusty's Blog | Tagged: Batista, John Cena, Randy Orton, Triple H, WWE, WWE Draft | Leave a Comment »

Stunt Granny Decade-End Awards: Dusty’s Picks

Posted on January 9, 2010 by stuntgranny

The older I get, the more I question why I still hang around with wrestling. Wrestling is the old friend who betrays your trust time and time again, but you keep forgiving him because of all the great times you had together 20 years ago. You keep giving him more and more chances, and he [...]

Filed under: Dusty's Blog | Tagged: Bob Holly, Boston Rob, decade end awards, gas mask, Hulk Hogan, Jim Cornette, John Morrison, Lucha Libre, OVW, pelican, Raw, Ric Flair, Rock, ROH, Shawn Michaels, Smackdown, Stone Cold, TNA, winner is you, WrestleMania, WWE | Leave a Comment »

Dusty’s Blog: Diary of the new Monday Night Wars

Posted on January 5, 2010 by stuntgranny

So about a million years ago, back in the early ’90s, I remember reading this Sports Illustrated column where the guy did a diary type piece tracking the several college football bowl games that were on in one day. And I thought it was funny, and well written, and a good concept, and so I [...]

Filed under: Dusty's Blog | Tagged: Boise State, Bret Hart, Chef Boyardee, Fiesta Bowl, gas mask, HDNet, Hulk Hogan, Impact, Monday Night Raw, Monday Night Wars, ROH, TCU, TNA, Vince McMahon, Vince Russo, WWE | 1 Comment »

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