Even if WWE doesn’t think Matt Striker is absolutely terrible at his job (which, in no uncertain terms, he is), he should be fired anyway for his boring, self important, Mick Foleyesque rant against the internet this past Friday on Smackdown. Shut the fuck up and call the match, you goddamn imbecile.
By the way, “Go away and leave the big stuff to the pros” is ten words, not two, you fucking penisless cunt. I hope you die. – Dusty, who is wearing dress pants and not jogging pants