Kevin’s Blog: Almost Live, Definitely Half Assed Review of Smackdown

One of the reason I have started doing more reviews is because sometimes we run into the problem of not having enough stories every week. We try to pattern our site partially off of What Would Tyler Durden Do? you need news in the headlines to be able to goof on wrestlers bad decisions. We [...]

Jimmy Uso joins the DUI Arrest Federation

Another week means yet another professional wrestler got pulled over for DUI or DWI. This week’s story takes us to WWE land and we find that Jimmy Uso was arrested for driving under the influence. According to Action News out of Tampa Florida, he was pulled over while driving down the wrong side of the [...]

Stunt Granny Audio #158

Eric & Jeremy bring on another Asshole Edition of the Stunt Granny Audio. You won’t believe who they make fun of the whole show to prove that they are indeed assholes. Speaking of that orifice, they start the show off talking about Mr. Anderson and the rest of TNA. What did Kevin say TNA did [...]

Amy Smart is in John Cena’s new movie “The Reunion”

John Cena has another movie coming out called The Reunion and no it is not porn. It is a family tale for forgiveness and all that garbage. The poster lists the stars as John Cena, Ethan Embry and Amy Smart. Wait, what? Amy Smart? Amy Smart from Crank, Just Friends, Crank 2, Mirrors, Road Trip [...]

Kevin’s Blog: Definitely Live & Half Assed Review of Raw

I wanted to start on time tonight but a number of things held me up. Not leaving the office until 7:00 PM was one of them. Having to do grocery shopping after that didn’t help. Tomorrow won’t allow me a chance to do that since I’m going to see Amy Schumer, who is a riot. [...]

Stunt Granny Big 11, Week Ending 9/24/11

1. The Rock and John Cena – Between Rock’s Tweets and WWE.com’s news, word has leaked that the Rock and John Cena, in the midst of their blood feud, will be on the same team in a 5-on-5 elimination match at Survivor Series. Fantasy booking: Rock wants to “prove his leadership” (but really wants to [...]

Kevin’s Blog: Almost Live, Definitely Half Assed Review of Smackdown

I’m bored and it’s Friday. There’s a high school football game at the high school near me so my one dog becomes a shut in. The public address system hurts her ears. I’m still in the middle of making dinner so this post will still take some breaks. I’m making some creamy tomato sauce with [...]

Headlines: Batista Tweets about Melina, Ziggler fractures jaw, Vince McMahon goes shit-house

According to Prowrestling.net, Batista recently Tweeted that he’s not interested in returning to wrestling and that he would entertain an offer from MMA outfit Bellator. The more interesting part of his Tweet, which just sounds kinda thrown in both in and out of context, reads: I have no idea why WWE released their hottest Diva. [...]

Stunt Granny Audio Show #157

The boys are back this week and they got the big news all lined up. They talk WWE’s “Night of Champions” pay-per-view. What rule did Kevin and Jeremy not follow when it applies to WWE? What impressed the guys and what are they willing to give more time? Does WWE have long term vision for [...]

Matt Hardy is going to rehab (and just in time! Arrest update!)

Saw this video posted last night. Unlike every time before with one of Matt Hardy’s videos I decided to sleep on it and watch it again. Apparently Matt is going to rehab on WWE’s dime. He is entering voluntarily thanks to the assistance of Vince McMahon – you know, the devil. Regardless of previous posts [...]

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