Comedian and former WWE writer Patrice O’Neal dies at 41

In somewhat-related-to-wrestling news, according to The Huffington Post, comedian Patrice O’Neal has died at age 41 after battling with with diabetes and suffering a stroke last month. O’Neal had a brief stint as a writer for WWE in 2000 (read about it here), but was more famous to me as a frequent panelist on “Tough [...]

Kevin’s Blog: Definitely Live & Half Assed Review of Raw

WWE leads us off with Piper’s Pit since he appeared on Funny or Die recently. They probably have more viewers than Raw right now. Cena is his guest. He re-explains himself. Roddy tells us he’s the face of the WWE. Man, is he actually going to make a good point on TV? I’d imagine Cena [...]

Dusty’s Blog: A Modest Proposal For Changing The Shape Of WWE

There’s a guy who gets paid to do this who brings up that wrestlers should get about three months of mandatory time off per year every couple months.  What he doesn’t realize is that it’s not really adequate to just want something to happen.  I want to impregnate Scarlett Johansson, but I realize that might [...]

Sin Cara has a shirt. A penis shirt.

Now, I’m not nearly eloquent enough to put into words how I feel about this, so I am going to just let the picture do the talking. No, I’m not: 1. Sin Cara is a horrible professional wrestler. 2. That is a terrifically horrible shirt. 3. Sin Cara sucks. 4. How did that get off [...]

Enjoy Black Friday!

We hope you enjoyed a great day of friends, family and lots of turkey on Thanksgiving. We’ll whore out some Black Friday sales once we actually come up with some merchandise designs. Drink a sippy time beer like all of us are doing, watch some football, hockey or a parade, if you like that kind [...]

Ultimate Warrior makes pop-punk band I See Stars do first-ever physical activity in Web “reality” show

Have you always wanted to see your delusional childhood hero say the word “fuck” every 3 seconds while nearly killing a shitty pop-punk band that screams when they can’t think of any better melodies to write? Of fucking course you have! So watch the video above, where our favorite psychopath the Ultimate Warrior (“Fifty-two fuckin’ [...]

WWE suspends R-Truth for 30 days, I bet @ValVenisEnt is going to have a conniption fit

According to Prowrestling.net, Ron Killings, aka R-Truth, has been suspended for 30 days for violating the WWE wellness policy, right on the heels of main-eventing WWE Survivor Series and just a few hours after what now appears to be an injury angle, taking Miz’s Skull-Crushing Finale on the top of the stage at Monday Night [...]

Kevin’s Blog: Almost Live, Definitely Half Assed Review of Raw

Tonight was never going to start on time. Not with Sidney Crosby returning to the Penguins. He did not disappoint. 2 goals and 2 assists after nearly a year off. Incredible. Bring on the haters. On a minor note, Zybnek Michalek, a superb shut down defenseman, came back too. The Pensblog gave him the nickname [...]

Stunt Granny Lunch Conversation: Survivor Series Review, Jeremy & Eric, Nov. 21, 2011

Jeremy: So what you think of Survivor Series? Eric: I’m not gonna lie: it’s the first WWE PPV I’ve seen since we went to WrestleMania, and I liked it a lot. Thumbs higher than the middle. What about you? Jeremy: Ehh, it was a decent show but for $55.00 I expect more. No new talent, [...]

Matt Hardy Breaks His Silence

As our friend friend @MissieBird put it, Matt Hardy is the gift the keeps on giving. Not only did he break his silence, I am too. The story of Matt Hardy is getting to be terribly sad. According to Prowrestling.net, it was announced yesterday that Matt was kicked out of WWE sponsored rehab after failing [...]

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