Dusty’s Blog: About Matt Striker

There's nothing up there, fuckhead.

I’m going to put this as plainly as possible, and hope that someone from WWE reads it. Matt Striker needs to be fired immediately. Please don’t try to push him as a babyface. Please don’t try to turn him heel. Just get rid of him. He is the worst performer in all of professional wrestling, and I know that covers some major territory. I want to keep watching NXT because I am intrigued by several of this “season’s” rookie contestants. Please don’t make me stop watching it because of the douchebag announcer who can’t cut it. I am already angered by the stumble bumbling of the NXT guys angle on Raw. I don’t need to be further angered by this piece of absolute shit waste of human tissue. Get rid of him immediately. I’m begging you.

5 Responses to “Dusty’s Blog: About Matt Striker”

  1. Fanatic June 17, 2010 at 9:07 pm #

    I’m surprised Eric and/or Jeremy hasn’t come up with this analogy. Matt Striker is like the hot chick you meet at the bar and take home for some great sex. You meet up with her more and more often and it starts out great, the sex is great, the guy can do no wrong. You end up marrying her giving her that permanent spot in your life and then you find out she’s a fucking cunt and you want her out of your life and never want to see the dumb bitch again.

  2. Skipper December 26, 2010 at 12:43 pm #

    You can find him prowling jdate SN ahwhynot…btw what an ass,not nice or sweet just hot

  3. Shannon January 14, 2011 at 11:29 am #

    You all need to quit dissing my friends! Matt is the one person whom I ‘D LOVE TO HAVE FOR MY BEAU, HE’S A SMART, INTELEGENT PERSON AND HE IS DEFINATELY SOMEONE WHO STANDS UP FOR AUTISTIC PEOPLE! BACK THE F- OFF!

  4. Shannon January 30, 2011 at 10:47 am #

    shut your flipping mouth dusty, you just need to back up about 100 feet when it comes to the love of my life and one of the damn best friends a person could ever have.

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