Stunt Granny Big 11 (or so) Week Ending 9/10/11

(In the vain of all of these college athletic conferences going out of whack, we’ve decided that the Stunt Granny Big 11 will, from this day forward, include 12 items!)

(Except this one! See, the beauty of the Big 11 is that it can really hold as many items as we like. This week, we liked five.)

1. Kurt Angle – Gargle gargle pill pill drink drive jail. -Eric
2. Jeff Hardy – Hardy made his triumphant return to TNA this week. That’s like being the Employee of the Month at that place where mentally handicapped people sort your cans and bottles. The regular season of the NFL also made its triumphant return to television, so anyone who watched Hardy on TNA live as it happened basically has no penis. -Eric
3. WWE Network – Vince McMahon’s latest foray into the entertainment business is picking up buzz, mostly by people who are hoping WWE simply buys G4 and keeps Ninja Warrior on the air. Believe me, that show is a hell of a lot more entertaining than WCW Nitro from 1999 or replays of WWF house shows from Boston Garden. “Oh my god, Pete Sanchez wrestled Rene Goulet to a 20-minute draw?!?!?!” -Eric
4. Kevin Nash- So he’s gone from WWE for real? Is it an angle? Is it due to his failed alleged physical? Does it matter?  We get Triple H and CM Punk in their first match which is booked like their final confrontation. –Jeremy
5. Michael Luisi- He is the new head of WWE Films, yes it still exists. He spent twelve years at Miramax and they had some decent movies. Just ask Bob and Harvey Weinstein they’ll tell you just how great they are. Here’s hoping Luisi can uphold the excellent quality of WWE’s film releases. You know the ones that go straight to DVD.  –Jeremy
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