Stunt Granny Big 11 Week Ending 5/14/11

1. Cheese - Some people just can’t get enough of it. Some of those people should try to get less of it. - Eric

2. MVP -  He’s been all over the wrestling media in the past week, promoting New Japan’s first big visit to the U.S. In the process, he’s been very well spoken about what he liked and grew to dislike about WWE’s evolving style to more kid-friendly, PG “entertainment.” Search it all out, it’s all totally worth the read. - Eric

3. Maryse -  Hotsy totsy, did you see that picture Jeremy and Kevin posted for Stunt Granny Audio #142? If that doesn’t make you harder than a left turn in front of the mall, you have no soul. - Eric

4. Chris Harris, Mick Foley & Chyna - These three were supposed to be surprises this week on iMPACT! Since I don’t read spoilers, I was surprised by Harris’ appearance especially since it was his bloated brother that got the gig. I was surprised by Mick Foley because I assumed it would be Dixie Carter. Finally, I knew it was Chyna but was surprised that she looked somewhat with it. What doesn’t surprise me is the fact that I am completely underwhelmed with this treasure trove of surprises. - Kevin

5. Jason Bane - I know my viewing habits are a little behind for Pro Wrestling Ohio so this item could have been posted a couple of weeks ago. After going long spans for PWO Title reigns, Agent Aaron Maguire’s latest client “The Megastar” Marion Fontaine dropped the strap to “The Most Dominant Man in PWO.” It is the second time within the past couple of months that the title changed. I’ll hope that it stays around his waist until Wrestlelution. Congratulations to Jason Bane though. - Kevin

6. TNA Sacrifice - Samoa Joe is feuding with Crimson but isn’t on the PPV. AJ Styles is feuding with Bully Ray but isn’t on the PPV. Mr. Kennedy is feuding with, well, everyone, but isn’t on the PPV. Chris Harris is sad looking and out of shape and he has no feud but he is on the PPV. A guy named Max Buck is on the PPV but not having anal sex with another man. Chyna is on the PPV although she has been out of wrestling and forgotten for a long while. Order estimation- 14,000 or so. - Jeremy

7. Smackdown - Christian and Randy Orton proved to be ratings flops. As the flag carriers for the Friday night broadcast this should be troubling but then it isn’t Monday Night Raw so who cares. - Jeremy

8. Bill DeMott – Since I’m trying to push our Twitter account, I’ll pimp the Tough Enough trainer @BillDeMott since @StuntGranny follows him. My favorite tweet for this week “I have decided how I will answer all those with #Negative comments………theres your answer.enjoy the day-BD”. - Kevin

9. Living in the past – 2011 – 1997 = 14:

Hulk Hogan vs. Sting is the current plan for the Bound for Glory main event, although not etched in stone. When asked, Hogan said right now he’s 50% about doing another match, according to an interview on the “Monday Night Mayhem” radio show. “If you would have asked me two months ago, I would have said no way. If I could get six and a half months (since the most recent fusion surgery) under my belt, I’d pretty much know the answer to that. If I did land wrong or something, just don’t know if all this hardware and stuff would hold together.” Watching Hogan walking on Impact this past week, the idea of doing a match, unless it’s a tag and he’s in for one spot and never does anything that requires movement or falling, looks like a very bad idea. The guy can barely walk. Considering how badly hurt he gets every time he wrestles, this seems really sad to even consider it. Maybe for a million dollar payday you can justify the risk, but him wrestling at this stage won’t move the needle at all unless he says it’s his retirement match (wouldn’t work in storyline since he’s the heel) and goes on all the talk shows to promote it, and even then, with wrestlers and retirements, that may end up meaning nothing for business at this stage.
14 goddamn years ago. – Dusty

10. Elijah Burke – Blew this popstand:

According to TheElijahExpress.com, D’Angelo Dinero, also known as Elijah Burke, has graduated with a degree of high honors in Criminal Justice. This could have been what he was alluding to on May 13th with various tweets, including one Thursday night that read: “My time has come, It’s time to move on. I’ve served well. Hope none has been disappointed; hope my hard work has been Applauded&Appreciated
It has from here. – Dusty

11. Brother Love’s floating head – I just, there are no words:

Dusty

5 Responses to “Stunt Granny Big 11 Week Ending 5/14/11”

  1. Fanatic May 15, 2011 at 8:22 pm #

    Kevin, did you hear that Pat McNeil busted on ProWresling Ohio during his carrpy I-ppv of the week segment? I guess any publicity is good publicity.

    • stuntgranny
      stuntgranny May 16, 2011 at 12:15 pm #

      No, I didn’t. I don’t listen to much on the site. I’ll try and pull it up later to see what his opinion is. I’ll give more of an opinion after that. -K

      • stuntgranny
        stuntgranny May 16, 2011 at 3:32 pm #

        I listened to Radican’s iPPV thing with Roe but didn’t see anything from McNeil. Was I looking in the wrong place? Link me because I’m an idiot. -K

      • Fanatic May 16, 2011 at 9:01 pm #

        It was during the Wed Livecast where Pat does the “Live Events Center” for the rest of the week. Probably about 40-45 minutes into the show.

        • stuntgranny
          stuntgranny May 17, 2011 at 1:44 pm #

          Man, if that was it, it wasn’t much of a skewering. He was heavy on the sarcasm but it didn’t come across well to me. It probably didn’t help that I was nearly falling asleep when he said it because of how many live events he rattled off. Why would anyone think that was a good idea? Break them up a little, talk about the promotions more, something. Wade trampling over the guest callers was a riot too. -K

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