"Yay, my arm feels better!"

Good news for Shawn Michaels, Chris Jericho, WWE, and all of us: According to Figure 4 Weekly/Wrestling Observer (who in the hell do you actually cite now?), Michaels may have only suffered a minor triceps tear, not something full-blown, and perhaps not enough to keep him out of action for any length of time, if at all.

Thanks a lot, dick. After I wrote that whole heartfelt blog about you, you couldn’t even have the common decency to permanently damage your body. Whatever. I hope Chris Jericho puts you in the Lion Tamer!!!1 -Eric