"It's your fault!" "No, it's your fault!" "You can't work!" "I'm gonna shit in your bag!"

Prowrestling.net posted pay-per-view buyrate information for the past few shows, including WrestleMania 25 which, according to WWE’s second-quarter earnings report, was 960,000 buys. This is down from WrestleMania 24’s 1,058,000 (according to this Impact Wrestling report from last year), which in turn was down from WrestleMania 23’s 1.2 million (according to Wikipedia, which is always 100 percent accurate). Donald Trump helped WM23’s buyrate a scoch more than Floyd Mayweather helped WM24’s, but Triple H and Randy Orton helped turn away almost 100,000 viewers. Good one, assbags. Maybe WM26 will feature, I don’t know, Randy… Orton? Versus… Tri… ple…………… H? Smell the money! -Eric