Mickie James’ breast implant exploded

This is the least skanky picture that comes up in a Google Image Search. Im not complaining.

This is the least skanky picture that comes up in a Google Image Search. I'm not complaining.

I’ve never heard of this site, but according to OhSoDivalicious.com via Lords of Pain, Mickie James has been out of commission for the past week or so because one of her breast implants exploded. Read this while I weepturbate:

She is currently receiving treatment and will miss this weekend’s houseshows as well.  This rupture is very serious as breast agumentation is  done using silicone. Silicone doesn’t react well in your body, thus the person would utlimately become poisoned.  Good luck to Mickie, even though she won’t need it as she’s in good hands, since they know about it!

Yeah, she needs to be in these good hands (*holds out hands in boob-honking fashion*). In all seriousness, though, this could be dangerous — even more so than that time I ate Play-Doh because it came out of that machine looking so much like spaghetti, but I was 27 and I’ve learned a lot since then — so here’s hoping for the best for Stunt Granny’s sweetheart and the woman who couldn’t even carry that load Gail Kim to a decent match. -Eric

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6 Responses to “Mickie James’ breast implant exploded”

  1. Danny Full Pint 2009-09-14 at 1:33 am #

    Call me a boob, but I thought her’s were on the side of real. Oh well.

    • stuntgranny 2009-09-14 at 7:59 pm #

      Nah man. As glorious as I am sure they are now she had nice smaller boobs before. The pics are out there and they are delicious. J-

  2. pinkrogueninja26 2009-09-16 at 10:03 am #

    She’s actually fine and scheduled to perform in about a month. She had a double bag implant and the inside of her implant busted, meaning it didn’t leak into her body and she is supposedly going to have the implants removed and go back to a smaller chest side, however the scars that will be left over will mean she’ll probably have to wear something that covers the entire top half of her chest for the rest of her Wrestling Career. 🙁

    • stuntgranny 2009-09-16 at 8:14 pm #

      Thanks for the update, even the sad part about her clothes.

  3. koudiedji 2010-10-07 at 9:11 am #

    mickie james t ma catcheur preferer je t’aime de tout mon coeur bisous je te fait un gros gros biiiiiiiiiisous

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