Skip school. Conveniently forget about your paper route. Play video games at the arcade. Everyone's doing it.

According to this particular article from TMZ: http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/09/former-wwe-champ-sean-haire-pinned-for-battery/, Sean O’Haire does indeed like to do criminal-type things. Things like domestic battery and criminal trespassing, for example.

Now, if you can make it through that wrestling pun-filled little article without stabbing needles through your eyeballs, you learn that O’Haire stormed downstairs and started screaming and throwing things at his girlfriend “unprovoked.” I know we in this society tend to blame the victim all too often, but if there is one thing I learned from Kurt Angle it’s that in cases like this, both parties are likely idiots.

This breaks my heart because I used to love O’Haire during his “I’m not telling you anything that you don’t already know” vignette period. Then they saddled him with being Roddy Piper’s sidekick against Mr. America and my brain exploded and the world became Weepyface Junction. O’Haire has since slithered down the path of anonymous mediocrity that is the life of a bad MMA fighter. Here’s another case of a wrestling personality needing to get his life sorted out. I hope that he does. – Dusty