Yup, that’s right; it is the official trailer for WWE Films “Knucklehead” featuring The Big Show.
It would be easy to start off with the following line: “Apparently a bunch of knuckleheads approved financing for this movie.” but I am sure this will be abundantly used through countless other DVD reviews.
So, starting differently, this is going to be a total piece of shit. Is it any wonder that Samuel Goldwyn films makes abotu $0.77 on every movie they finance? This just shows that the sophomoric writing of WWE is accepted outside the WWE machine. Look, I don’t care who wrote it so save it. This is garbage inside of a dead baby’s coffin bad. If you wonder how this opinion was obtained you can follow these simple rules.
1: Fat/large guy falls a lot.
2: Fat/large guy has gastrointestinal issues
3: Fat/large guy is not retarded
4: Fat/large guy is the star of the movie
5: WWE is associated with the picture in any way. (Oh yeah that’s a zinger)
I had some hope that Melora Hardin would get naked in this since she is dreamy but then it is PG-13 and geared for kids. You know, the retard generation who laugh at anything. So watch this and then come back in a month when I get it from Netflix. -Jeremy
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