WrestleMania 28 in Miami

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Big news this morning as WWE, well not official yet but come on, will hold WrestleMania in Florida again. Although official word from WWE has not come out they have a press conference scheduled for some time later today. So, apparently this will be the first ( Canada doesn’t count)International WrestleMania in the city of Miami Yeah it is technically part of the United States but have you been there? Neither have I but from what I have heard by white people it is just like Cuba: illegal drugs, illegal cigars, Caucasians afraid for their lives, and huge, huge bosoms.  Oh and it would be irresponsible to leave out the endless supply of homemade rafting supplies. Also in the rumor mill: Elian Gonzalez will sing the National Anthem. Which national anthem? That is up for debate. -Jeremy

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3 Responses

  1. Nice stereotypes, Then again you’re a wrestling fan so it’s expected

  2. Dr. Rockso, Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen are going to be the guest celebrities!

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