Kids Ruin Everything. But Love John Cena

I don’t like small children. They are annoying leaches that can’t fend for them yet we bend over backwards and do everything for these parasites for some reason. Every once in a while though something comes along that gives me slight pause; this is it. Prowrestling.net found a nice video of some retarded kid doing [...]

Fat Matt Hardy is Clearly Fibbin!

Ok so just to dispute what Dusty reported over the weekend. Matt Hardy did not get sent home from England. As you will see from the vid below he is still in England. You know, because people are driving on the wrong side of the road, there is a lift instead f an elevator and [...]

Remember! No TNA Impact Tonight

Bad news if you are eager to watch some wrestling tonight; Impact isn’t on and it isn’t Friday. Yup, Spike TV has deemed the NFL and ESPN College Football too big to put little old Impact on tonight, At least that has to be the reasoning, right? Impact and especially TNA rank so high on [...]

The Matt Hardy Confessional

I have a confession: I love, love, Matt Hardy’s videos on Youtube. I actually subscribe to his Youtube channel. It’s not that they are any good, quite the opposite actually. They are low brow, low budget and embarrassing for the viewer as well as its creator. Of course, Matt Hardy is delusional and probably believes [...]

WWE Supplemental Draft “Live” Coverage

Since this draft is more slow moving than the NFL draft, I’m going to be giving my thoughts for the Supplemental Draft. I’ll be updating as soon as the WWE posts something. I may even throw in some thoughts from last night’s show. First Pick – To Raw: The Great Khali & Runjin Singh. Umm, if [...]

Mickie James released by WWE

Straight from the “I can’t believe they released her” and “They don’t know what they are doing!” file; WWE released internet darling and over all fine looking woman Mickie James. This should shock absolutely no one with half a stump on their shoulders. Look at how Mickie has been used for the past few months. [...]

Best of 2009- Jeremy Edition

Best Promotion: WWE. This wasn’t nearly as easy to choose as I first thought. Monday Night raw is a diarrhea diaper. ECW is akin to your parents in the nursing home. You go see them only because you feel obligated. Then there is Smackdown; the best wrestling show in the world. So 1.5 out of [...]

Happy Fucking New Year!

So 2009 is over and so is the decade or something. We here at Stunt Granny hated the last decade, well, OK, Jeremy did. Anyway,  all of us here at Stunt Granny, even Jordan, extend a fat , wait, wish you all a happy new year and all that shit. What a contrived nonsense it [...]

Shelly Martinez Sighting

So here I am on Saturday morning doing the usual stuff like eating fruit, trying to figure out what happened last night and catching up on my DVR material before the gym. I had all the usual wrestling shows and having watched The Office and 30 Rock I was left with only one other non-wrestling [...]

A Quick Word on WWE Releases

WWE has every right to do what they think is best with their talent roster, so let’s get that out there right away. Anyone who works fro a major corporation has had to deal with layoffs of some sort, and WWE routinely dismisses their independent contractors as they see fit. It is the first rule [...]

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