What is sure to get lost in the Lord Tensai and Brock Lesnar debut is this video of Daniel Bryan after the Raw dark match. Daniel seemingly breaks character and then shifts right back in with his verbal and psychological abuse of AJ and the crowd eats it all up. Not sure you should cheer his treatment of AJ but who cares. We all know women were created for breeding purposes anyway. So enjoy. -J
Reunited and it feels so good, Dusty and Jeremy join forces to combat the biggest stories of the week in the wide wide world of professional wrestling. Shane Douglas made a triumphant appearance on Raw that resounded across the nation. Or maybe it lulled everyone to sleep like a “good” Triple H promo. A-Train’s on again, off again relationship with the fact that he’s definitely coming back to WWE is apparently back on again, under the guise of Lord Tensai. If you have alcohol or substance abuse problems, you need to know right now that Chris Jericho absolutely HATES you. All that and a whole lot more so give the poor chaps about an hour of your time and an ear, why the fuck don’t ya?!
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From Figure Four Weakly:
Matt Bloom, who was New Japan’s top foreign star as Giant Bernard, and had formerly wrestled as Prince Albert and A-Train in WWE, is scheduled to return to the promotion after WrestleMania.
The idea given was for him to be the henchman for John Laurinaitis.
First of all, how clever am I with that headline? I am oh so very clever.
Second of all, this is really exciting for me. I am genuinely a big Matt Bloom fan, and I think this is long overdue for WWE to bring him back into the fold. Couple that with the fact that he’s going to be paired with Johnny Ace, who is my favorite act in WWE right now, and I am in pro wres heaven. Exclamation point.
Third of all, Eric Nelson is probbo crying in his Cheerios right now, because he always brought up Bloom to be in his company, if he ever started a wrestling company. Find a new awesome big man, chumpo! – Dusty
EDIT: Oh, so now it’s not going to happen.
On his Twitter, Matt “Albert” Bloom denied reports he had signed with WWE, writing, “Haha! False. Wife just had a baby. I’ll be on next tour.” Bloom, currently working for New Japan, also commented that he had no idea where the story came from.
I know that this morning, I heard from a number of talents that were told he was coming in this April, so we will see.
I should know better than to get excited about anything wrestling related. – Also Dusty
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