RealityTVWorld.com has the breakdown of Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff’s new celebrity reality program coming this fall on Country Music Television. They even give the rundown of the official cast and wow, this is going to be one scintillating television expe…………zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling’s cast consists of former child actor and Breaking Bonaduce star Danny Bonaduce; former NBA star and Celebrity Mole: Yucatan champ Dennis Rodman; former Saved by the Bell actor Celebrity Fit Club participant Dustin “Screech” Diamond; former Diff’rent Strokes actor Todd Bridges; super-heavyweight boxer ButterBean; former The Real World: Las Vegas roommate Trishelle Cannatella; ex-Bewitched actress Erin Murphy; singer and actor Frank Stallone; 1980s pop star Tiffany; and Playboy playmate Nikki Ziering.
Were there no other semi-legit celebrities that could have taken part on this showe. Look at that list of absolute garbage. Was the Snapple Lady busy? What about Bronson Pinchot? There isn’t a compelling figure on the entire show and that includes the put upon act by Screech. At least the show is only an hour and with commercials we will only see 40 minutes of actual program. If it were any more there would be some sort of space continuum void opening in the farthest reaches of the Zenith Nebula waiting to swallow our horrible, horrible existence. -Jeremy