The No. 1 babyface in my brain.

According to WWE.com (by way of ProWrestling.net), Randy Orton crashed his motorcycle and re-broke the collarbone he’s been allowing to heal for a long damn time now. Orton had just revealed in a mainstream press interview that he was medically cleared to return to the ring (possibly even in time to screw with the John Cena vs. Batista match at Summerslam). The timing of this piece of WWE.com news makes SG’s Jeremy think this is bullshit. Until that’s confirmed, I’d like to thank motorcycle designers for creating crashable vehicles. No offense, wittle Wandy. -Eric