“Andre: Heart of the Giant” so close!!

It looks like he ate Little Beaver...

Wow, even JBL would cover up those moobs...

This is more of an update on something we used to joke about than it is any sort of real news, but as I was perusing our MySpace account (www.myspace.com/theaudioexperience), I noticed the “online” status of the profile for the upcoming movie “Andre: Heart of the Giant.” Go to the MySpace profile here:


Long-time friends may remember us joking about this film, how awful the acting looked in the trailer, how hackish the sets looked, and how misshapen the guy playing Andre is. Not to mention the fact that the director’s name was spelled wrong on the poster. Well guess, what, folks. WE’RE ONLY ONE MONTH AND SIX DAYS AWAY from this thing stinking up theaters all across the country! And by “theaters” I mean a room in a ghetto with three seats, four crackheads and two-dollar admission, and by “all across the country” I mean if this thing gets onto more than 20 screens, I will eat my hat. -Eric

3 Responses to ““Andre: Heart of the Giant” so close!!”

  1. cali 2008-09-04 at 11:28 pm #

    From imdb.com

    $8,000,000 (estimated)

    no fucking way

  2. stuntgranny 2008-09-05 at 12:46 am #

    If this movie makes half that back, I will wash my hat down with my coat.

  3. Fanatic 2008-09-05 at 8:54 pm #

    Once WWE picks it up to air on 24/7 in a few years they’ll be rolling in the dough.

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