Victoria Retiring?!?!?!?

You're never gonna see it.

You're never gonna see it.

According to a report at PWInsider.com, my boo, Victoria, is contemplating retirement. This is horrible news as Victoria has been grossly misused for the last few years in WWE and let’s be honest; they never allowed her to get naked for Playboy.  What did you expect from this? I have constantly sung the praises of Victoria’s work going back years as well as pleading for a nude pictorial.  If we cannot get a not totally nude shots would it be so much to see some full on nipples?

As far as her in ring career goes, she had some great feuds with Trish and Molly Holly and provided plenty of memorable moments. She held the womens championship multiple times and was also the first “ho” to hold the WWE Hardcore title. Recently, she has mostly been used as enhancement talent and the divas she worked with had plenty of opportunity to learn from a real pro.

You have to wonder if her decision has anything to do with the fact she is so criminally misused. Here they have a very good hang in the ring and someone they could have used as their top heel to feed in upcoming faces and help elevate em. Instead she shows up every once in a while and does a job. It is meant to get the newer divas over but it doesn’t and we are left with Michelle McCool as champion. If Victoria does indeed retire it would be nice to see WWE send her off properly but since she isn’t blonde and her name isn’t Trish Stratus, so we can all count that out.   -Jeremy

Joey Styles Knocked Out JBL?!?!?

Of course this makes sense.

Of course this makes sense.

Apparently karma is real. How else can you explain this story from PWInsider.com? Joey Styles knocked JBL on his ass and left him bloody and black-eyed on the trip over to Iraq? Is this a joke? Tiny Joey Styles who wears his suits two sizes too big making him appear wider than he has any right to be knocked out one of the supposed “tough guys” in WWE?  This is hilarious.

If Joey can stand up to and smack around JBL who is next? Is Billy Silverman going to crawl out of his hole and lather up JBL and return the favor?

Who doesn’t love the part about JBL sulking backstage at RAW Monday night? If this doesn’t expose JBL as the bully douche so many have claimed nothing ever will. JBL deserves what he gets for his years of tormenting other wrestler who were lower on the card and didn’t suck Vince’s mule dry on a daily basis. 
 
Hopefully Joey Styles started this movement but based on his perceived attitude backstage it sounds like he wants to downplay the entire event. This is garbage, he needs to make JBL carry his bags and then become a cuckold for a period of no less than one month and then make pictures of JBL’s wife servicing the bull public. -Jeremy

Matt Striker Is Probably Awesome

No not this picture, click the damn link.

No not this picture, click the damn link.

Matt Striker may have been nothing above average as a wrestler but as a commentator he has been stellar. He has added the right mix of cheerleader and commentary during the ECW broadcasts that even Todd Grisham is tolerable. Apparently someone else thought the same thing or McMahon really hates Jim Ross and just loves humiliating him as Striker and Grisham won the Slammy for Best Announce Team. Yes the Slammy’s are worthless hunks of naked gold man metal but if it produces pictures like this  (the first pic), I am all for it.

Look at Strikers face; he is promising us he is going to ride whatever Bella chick that is, bareback, all night long. There is something extremely old school about Striker and this picture encapsulates that. He comes off as they type of guy who would still go out drinking, steal some guys’ girl and ride her raw dog as well while taunting the cuckold. Not sure if this is what WWE wants in an announcer but as a human being he is our apex.

Dennis Rodman Is A Winner

Main-Event mother fuckers.

Main-Event mother fuckers.

We admit there was absolutely no coverage of this show here at Stunt Granny but that doesn’t mean we won’t talk about the finals of Hulk Hogan’s “Celebrity Championship Wrestling.” After weeks and weeks of Z grade celebrity wrestling training and overbearing Bubba The Love Sponge commentary, Dennis Rodman has emerged victorious as the shows first ever Celebrity Wrestling Champion. If Rodman winning comes as a surprise you are a total fucking idiot. Rodman had training in wrestling already and if memory serves he appeared on Nitro and wrestled main events on WCW PPV’s. On a more somber note, Todd Bridges was the shows runner up. Unfortunately this means Todd gets nothing for second place other than a one way trip back to the land of Todd Bridges. Here he will enjoy the bounty of discount “cheese” dollar fifty wine and a pool full of generic potato chips with an off brand ranch sauce side. -Jeremy

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