The Art of Wrestling – Bad Christmas Presents
Inspired by the need to go for a couple of Christmas editions of The Art of Wrestling, I looked around the WWEshop.com for their Christmas packages and daily deals. I stumbled into something that was truly a bad gift so a number of articles may be just to mock some truly awful products. We know that you expect a higher standard here at Stunt Granny, but we’re going to get to some dumpster diving.
The bad gift that I stumbled into and got the ball rolling was this teddy bear of Eugene that costs just $7.98. I’m sure everyone has a “special” friend that they can give this one to.
Do you need something a little extra special for that phone you just got a loved one? Buy them this Carlito Picture Cell Phone Charmfor only $5.95! A Carlito Charm a day, keeps the doctor away.
I hope I get the WWE Superstars 6 Piece Pen Set for $8.00 because I’d truly be inspired to bump out a cartoon for the first time in months. I love the ringing endorsements below the ad too:
Awosome!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Mystery girl: This is really cool i can use the pencils for all day long.
And another real winner with a great grasp on the English language:
Asowme by Josh: The sould of put dx.
I can’t wait to be reading a new language that is called English by the end of my life.
How about getting something for your girlfriend or wife who trudges to every WWE event with you? I suggest picking up these WWE World Heavyweight Title Belt earrings in either the dangling variety or as studs. She can’t blame you for not getting her gold this year and you get to buy it for a mere $5.98 a pair.
Maybe you have a son or daughter who accompanies you to all the WWE events, so why not get them one big present so that they can California kiss Rey Mysterio forehead to forehead in this lovely silver ensemble when you also purchase them tickets along the aisle way. The outfit only costs $99.00 down from the original price of $125. It’s cheaper than going to the 619 for vacation this coming year.
How about a gift for yourself because you can’t stand Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler on Monday? I suggest buying this set of shot glasses. Take a shot of your favorite liquor every time either of them says “WWE Universe”, when Lawler makes a “Puppies” or sexual innuendo joke or when Cole calls a move the wrong name. By the end of the first hour of Raw, you’ll have made it enjoyable.
Santa Kevin will be back with more presents whether you’ve been naughty or nice.
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