Congrats Jordan Smith; Rumble by the Numbers

Winner winner chicken dinner!

Winner winner chicken dinner!

First, hats off to Jordan Smith, who was one lucky dog, got No. 8 in the Royal Rumble Game, and that man, Randy Orton, won the whole she-bang!

Second, let’s see if WordPress can handle a little HTML, shall we? Here’s this year’s Royal Rumble by the numbers:

NO. WWE SUPERSTAR!! ENTRY TIME ELIM TIME BY WHOM
01. Rey Mysterio 00:00 49:23 Big Show
02. John Morrison 00:00 19:32 Triple H
03. Carlito 01:32 07:50 Vladimir Kozlov
04. MVP 03:18 07:16 Vladimir Kozlov
05. Great Khali 04:51 06:52 Vladimir Kozlov
06. Vladimir Kozlov 06:21 09:17 Triple H
07. Triple H 08:07 58:33 Randy Orton
08. Randy Orton 09:50 WINNER WINNER
09. JTG 11:28 23:51 Undertaker
10. Ted DiBiase 13:04 58:24 Triple H
11. Chris Jericho 14:38 52:13 Undertaker
12. Mike Knox 16:31 49:23 Big Show
13. The Miz 18:03 19:32 Triple H
14. Finlay 19:41 49:48 Kane
15. Cody Rhodes 21:20 58:30 Triple H
16. Undertaker 22:59 55:57 Big Show
17. Goldust 24:38 26:06 Cody Rhodes
18. CM Punk 26:15 48:56 Big Show
19. Mark Henry 27:46 31:17 Rey, kinda
20. Shelton Benjamin 29:18 33:49 Undertaker
21. William Regal 30:53 35:39 CM Punk
22. Kofi Kingston 32:26 39:35 The Brian Kendrick
23. Kane 34:05 52:45 Legacy
24. R-Truth 35:57 48:14 Big Show
25. Rob Van Dam 37:30 51:48 Chris Jericho
26. The Brian Kendrick 39:06 39:46 Triple H
27. Dolph Ziggler 40:42 41:13 Kane
28. Santino Marella 42:17 42:30 Kane
29. Hacksaw Jim Duggan 43:54 47:00 Big Show
30. Big Show 45:30 55:47 Randy Orton

Well technically that means Santino was in for longer than one second, so if anyone protests, I could refigure these numbers for the time the wrestler actually got into the ring. Until then, have a good night and come back for plenty of Royal Rumble review/coverage!

4 Responses to “Congrats Jordan Smith; Rumble by the Numbers”

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    Truth January 25, 2009 at 11:37 pm #

    I demand a recount. JTG & R-Truth? Are you kidding me? I was screwed worse than Bret ever was!

    • stuntgranny
      stuntgranny January 26, 2009 at 12:23 am #

      Dusty needs to remind us all who his friend got that one year. It was, like, the one-time-only returning Godfather and two other pieces of junk. I feel bad for both of you.

  2. stuntgranny
    stuntgranny January 26, 2009 at 2:45 am #

    My friend Mark. Royal Rumble 2001. Drew Carey. Honky Tonk Man. The Goodfather. He was furious.

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    IcePossum13 January 26, 2009 at 1:03 pm #

    Man, I got The Brian Kendrick and Dolph Ziggler. My chances were only slightly better than if I got Santino and Hacksaw. I feel like Tazz during a WWE draft.

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