Congrats Jordan Smith; Rumble by the Numbers
Winner winner chicken dinner!
First, hats off to Jordan Smith, who was one lucky dog, got No. 8 in the Royal Rumble Game, and that man, Randy Orton, won the whole she-bang!
Second, let’s see if WordPress can handle a little HTML, shall we? Here’s this year’s Royal Rumble by the numbers:
| NO. | WWE SUPERSTAR!! | ENTRY TIME | ELIM TIME | BY WHOM |
| 01. | Rey Mysterio | 00:00 | 49:23 | Big Show |
| 02. | John Morrison | 00:00 | 19:32 | Triple H |
| 03. | Carlito | 01:32 | 07:50 | Vladimir Kozlov |
| 04. | MVP | 03:18 | 07:16 | Vladimir Kozlov |
| 05. | Great Khali | 04:51 | 06:52 | Vladimir Kozlov |
| 06. | Vladimir Kozlov | 06:21 | 09:17 | Triple H |
| 07. | Triple H | 08:07 | 58:33 | Randy Orton |
| 08. | Randy Orton | 09:50 | WINNER | WINNER |
| 09. | JTG | 11:28 | 23:51 | Undertaker |
| 10. | Ted DiBiase | 13:04 | 58:24 | Triple H |
| 11. | Chris Jericho | 14:38 | 52:13 | Undertaker |
| 12. | Mike Knox | 16:31 | 49:23 | Big Show |
| 13. | The Miz | 18:03 | 19:32 | Triple H |
| 14. | Finlay | 19:41 | 49:48 | Kane |
| 15. | Cody Rhodes | 21:20 | 58:30 | Triple H |
| 16. | Undertaker | 22:59 | 55:57 | Big Show |
| 17. | Goldust | 24:38 | 26:06 | Cody Rhodes |
| 18. | CM Punk | 26:15 | 48:56 | Big Show |
| 19. | Mark Henry | 27:46 | 31:17 | Rey, kinda |
| 20. | Shelton Benjamin | 29:18 | 33:49 | Undertaker |
| 21. | William Regal | 30:53 | 35:39 | CM Punk |
| 22. | Kofi Kingston | 32:26 | 39:35 | The Brian Kendrick |
| 23. | Kane | 34:05 | 52:45 | Legacy |
| 24. | R-Truth | 35:57 | 48:14 | Big Show |
| 25. | Rob Van Dam | 37:30 | 51:48 | Chris Jericho |
| 26. | The Brian Kendrick | 39:06 | 39:46 | Triple H |
| 27. | Dolph Ziggler | 40:42 | 41:13 | Kane |
| 28. | Santino Marella | 42:17 | 42:30 | Kane |
| 29. | Hacksaw Jim Duggan | 43:54 | 47:00 | Big Show |
| 30. | Big Show | 45:30 | 55:47 | Randy Orton |
Well technically that means Santino was in for longer than one second, so if anyone protests, I could refigure these numbers for the time the wrestler actually got into the ring. Until then, have a good night and come back for plenty of Royal Rumble review/coverage!
I demand a recount. JTG & R-Truth? Are you kidding me? I was screwed worse than Bret ever was!
Dusty needs to remind us all who his friend got that one year. It was, like, the one-time-only returning Godfather and two other pieces of junk. I feel bad for both of you.
My friend Mark. Royal Rumble 2001. Drew Carey. Honky Tonk Man. The Goodfather. He was furious.
Man, I got The Brian Kendrick and Dolph Ziggler. My chances were only slightly better than if I got Santino and Hacksaw. I feel like Tazz during a WWE draft.