Bye Bye Boogey!

017In what can only be described as a tragedy, WWE released The Boogeyman today. His release had to be a cost cutting measure only as the price of worms has skyrocketed on news that Barack Obama is planning on bailing out migrant, albino worm farmers of the upper northwest as part of his latest stimulus drive. Approximately two people will miss The Boogeyman and they both are a part of this site. Neither is named Jeremy or Kevin so that should give you a good hint at the utter cluelessness of these two individuals. Here’s hoping WWE can find another toothless, over forty wrestler to take his spot and strive in the ways Boogeyman should have. I mean they have plenty of wrestlers who are near or over forty but they all have teeth. Viva la youth movement. -Jeremy

3 Responses to “Bye Bye Boogey!”

  1. Dusty 2009-03-04 at 8:52 pm #

    Don’t they know it’s the end of the world
    It ended when I lost your worms…

  2. Kirk 2009-03-05 at 12:27 am #


  3. IcePossum13 2009-03-05 at 12:01 pm #

    I’m surprised they took this long to get rid of him. If you told me that the WWE got rid of a 40-something lumbering big man with workrate deficiencies I would have hoped that Batista and his belly button tattoo were out the door.

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