Attractive wife + money + douchebag = My dream in life.

According to Prowrestling.net, JBL made a post on his WWE Universe blog stating that he and some friends intend to run with the bulls in Pamplona, Spain, this year.

I am now booking my travel to run with the bulls this year in Pamplona with my good buddy Mike Corcell. Mike, th…

You know what? Who cares? Seriously, JBL’s real life doesn’t interest me one bit. I couldn’t care less if Meredith Whitney did a strip tease on her show. I couldn’t care less if Layfield goose-stepped with 12-inch cleets through a classroom full of napping retarded children. Let me know when you’re ready to fund my band’s recording. -Eric