These are the things that keep us awake at night: Why should I cheer John Morrison? Just because the Miz attacked him and is now an awesome heel? Why should I cheer Mr. Kennedy? He’s a dick! What about MVP? I thought when I heard the clock tickin’ I was about to stop livin’? (Oh wait, that was before they cropped the shit out of his theme music.) Anyway, I actually don’t think I put any heel turns on the list (because there haven’t been any nonsensical ones lately), but go ahead and vote for whose turn makes the least sense, and feel free to leave comments!