John Cena is an Idiot.


Yeah so over at, Jason Powell has a recap of John Cena on Bubba The Love Sponge’s show on Sirius/XM radio. In it John Cena spills the bean of his own stupidity by announcing he is going to marry his high school sweetheart. Again, for the sake of full disclosure, I am not a John Cena fan. I hate his cartoonish facial expressions and his soft offense. I see why the kids hate em but now I can totally see why adult males will hate his guts.

Here we have a guy who can get so much ass on the road it is ridiculous. He is going to squander all of this to marry the chick he was banging in high school? Are you fucking kidding? Sure the idea of marrying this chick sounds like a good idea but it;’s total horseshit. Marriage is a busted idea and totally useless. Don’t waste your life by shackling down with this one chick who will inevitably leave you and take so much of your money even mid-line hookers are going to be expensive.

God damnit Cena, be a man and just keep banging the same chick when you are home and be happy with the easily attainable; probably high quality road ass, without totally screwing up your life. -Jeremy

18 Responses to “John Cena is an Idiot.”

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    Fanatic June 22, 2009 at 7:55 pm #

    Someone is bitter about taking the plunge….

    It was also reported on a very reliable website that John Cena is unable to attain road tang because he lost a “winner take all rock-paper-scissors match” for the rights to all said road tang to Batista. He had no choice but to shack up.

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      amazzing March 28, 2010 at 9:53 pm #

      hell yea thts not even rite tho lolz
      p.s john cena is f**king hot

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      Kim June 4, 2010 at 6:34 pm #

      you all know what…what john cena dose is his business. and if you dont like the guy then why are you wrighting about him? john cena can marry who ever he wants. how dare you call someone you barely know a fucking idiot. do you personally know him? no i dont think so. stop talking shit about wrestelers personal lifes… is none of your business after all.

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    Kirk June 22, 2009 at 8:37 pm #


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    keesh June 26, 2009 at 10:57 pm #

    Yeah Cena, go get some rats!

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    sissy chance March 29, 2010 at 12:38 pm #

    if you have a myspace will you be my friend?
    you are hot!
    you are good at restleing!

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      stuntgranny March 29, 2010 at 3:45 pm #

      Don’t you know it baby! It doesn’t get any hotter then two guys talking wrestling on silly headsets!

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    Alex April 23, 2010 at 3:57 am #

    Cena is just a fuck

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    lenny April 24, 2010 at 10:16 am #

    i love you john cena

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    ITDontMatter April 27, 2010 at 8:57 pm #

    From the gay point of view I think that its great that someone as incredibly attractive as Cena is getting married. Marriage means so much more than you believe Jeremy. Cena is making a great decision by deciding to marry the person he loves and im pretty damn sure if I was his girl I wouldnt leave him for all the money in the world.

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    sunny April 30, 2010 at 12:21 am #

    u r all the world’s greatest suckers i have met

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    kaarlaa April 30, 2010 at 4:16 pm #

    john cena es la neta wei wua es super lo amo*****

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    christine armstrong May 2, 2010 at 2:00 am #

    yhea i think its nice to hes my biggest idal of all time i love him soooo much i would tottaly mary my high school sweat heart but your the man cena i would tottaly meat you in person but its never going to happen…i love you cena your soo cool u have good potentcal but its alll goood keep up the good work i count on you….. 🙂

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    yenibel May 2, 2010 at 9:16 pm #

    ese tipo ta bueno

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    evelyn estay gonzalez May 6, 2010 at 5:51 pm #

    te amo john cena eres mi idolo te adoro eres mi gran sueño soy tu fans numero 1 te amooooooooooooo

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    ashley June 6, 2010 at 12:15 am #

    john cena is the man. i look up to him hes very funny an strong. who ever talks junk is just jealoul. i love u cena. an dont ever listen what people say about u.


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