Vampiro has poor judgment

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Has anyone actually nursed a broken back? I am going to say absolutely not but according to Prowrestling.net Vampiro is doing so. Look, I have nothing against Jason Powell. Actually, he has been nothing but solid with our merry band of suicidal miscreants but saying someone is nursing a broken back is fucking retarded. Anyway, Vampiro is suffering from a broken back that was caused by his own hand. See, some guys broke in to his house and got scared off by the po-po. Unbeknownst to Vampiro, the cops rushed the place and this was enough to set him off and he tossed himself out of a window and in the process broke his back. What a tard. Does this shatter the stereotype of wrestlers being legit tough guys? I don’t mean the whole being scared of robbers. I am specifically referring to the being scarred of the cops part. What kind of rational person tosses themself out a second story window? Doesn’t he have a lattice, vine covered fence running up his house allowing easy access for his daughters’ nearly illegal aged boyfriend to come in and abuse her, on his abode?  Take the fucking nature ladder dummy.  -Jeremy

5 Responses to “Vampiro has poor judgment”

  1. Awesome Dude 2009-07-18 at 9:26 am #

    Mr Saito and Ken Patera would had just tossed a boulder at Johnny Law while fighting the munchies. Vampiro probably thought it was Vince Russo finally coming to take him to TNA by force and he tried kill himself before going there.

  2. Vampiro Fan 2010-08-16 at 9:22 pm #

    Jeremy, fuck you. You’re the retard. Apperently you don’t follow wrestling as much as you think you do. A broken back is NOT as rare as you think, and lots of the guys you know (even with your limited data) have had a broken back, and have recovered from it. Want some names retard? Ric Flair. Want more? Do your homework cocksucker. Why don’t you do the world a favor, and do what Vampiro did. Except YOU should go head first and onto the street. This way maybe the world will be free of one less piece of shit. Fuck off.

    • Najalee Pierre-Jacques 2011-02-11 at 9:22 pm #

      Beautifully said! Especially about Jeremy. Lol. I’ve never heard of Vampiro but I liked him the minute I saw the picture! I’ll read more about him later. But anyway awesome! 😀

  3. F-U 2010-08-16 at 9:23 pm #

    Jeremy, fuck you. You’re the retard. Apperently you don’t follow wrestling as much as you think you do. A broken back is NOT as rare as you think, and lots of the guys you know (even with your limited data) have had a broken back, and have recovered from it. Want some names retard? Ric Flair. Want more? Do your homework cocksucker. Why don’t you do the world a favor, and do what Vampiro did. Except YOU should go head first and onto the street. This way maybe the world will be free of one less piece of shit. Fuck off.

  4. Newbobdole 2010-08-17 at 9:20 pm #

    Wow, I’m sure Vince McMhanon is somehow to blame for this…

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